Vaughan Smith presents "Birds Of Western Springs"
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1/49
1/49
Name: “King Darryl Campbell”
Likes: “Brown Leather Men’s shoes and standing in front of peasants flaunting my crown.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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2/49
2/49
Name: “Silvia Maxwell”
Dislikes: “Having a camera in my face”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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3/49
3/49
Name: “Kelly Blake”
Why are you wearing a Bikini?: “Are you calling me fat?”
Favourite Food: “Gluten Free Bread.”
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4/49
4/49
Name: “Betty Barnes”
Likes: “Short necks”
Dislikes: “When you tell your office mates you don’t want a cake for your birthday but they get you one anyway. DESPITE THE FACT YOU OBVIOUSLY HATE IT!”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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5/49
5/49
Name: “Tom Quinn”
Likes: “What I can’t have…”
Why are you crying?: “I’m not crying.”
You’re obviously crying: “I MISS MY WIFE DAMNIT! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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6/49
6/49
Name: “Jonathon Little”
Likes: “Pidgeot the Pokemon”
Whatcha doing there?: “Pidgeot’s signature move “The Hurricane””
Dislikes: “That attention whore Pikachu”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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7/49
7/49
Name: “Susie Fisher”
Likes: “Hole gazing”
Your biggest self doubt at the moment: “That I’ll never know what’s at the bottom of this hole”
Dislikes: “The amount of things I’ve thrown down this hole”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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8/49
8/49
Name: “Otis Singleton”
Likes: “All of life’s finest things”
Nice top hat: “This old thing?”
Dislikes: “Beneficiaries”
Favourite Food: “Artisan Bread.”
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9/49
9/49
Name: “Johanna Williams”
What’s up with your leg?: “Result of an industrial accident.”
Is that a bolt?: “Yeah. I don’t want to talk about it.”
I have many follow up questions: “……”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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10/49
10/49
Name: “Sylvester Bennett”
Likes: “Football! Don’t call it soccer or we have issues”
Dislikes: “People who call it Soccer.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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11/49
11/49
Names: “Esther Fields, Sheila Ramirez & Carmen Owens”
Likes: “Golden boots.”
Dislikes: “WHEN I TELL ESTHER AND SHEILA I’M WEARING MY GOLD BOOTS AND THEY WEAR THEM ANYWAY!”
Favourite Food: “Bread x3”
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12/49
12/49
Name: “Everett Saunders”
Likes: “Grass, big open paddocks, leather saddles.”
You seem to have a Horse’s head…: “Poppy Cock.”
Favourite Food: “Oaty Bread.”
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13/49
13/49
Name: “Albert Bradley”
Likes: “Pretending to be awake but actually being asleep”
Dislikes: “Being disturbed”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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14/49
14/49
Name: “Bridget Sandoval”
Likes: “A hard days work & the perfectly fried chip”
Occupation: “Owner of local takeaway shop”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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15/49
15/49
Name: “Marcus Fox”
Likes: “Ciggies. Getting in fights.”
Weaknesses: “My bung wing.”
Why do you have a balloon?: “I’m off to my niece’s birthday party”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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16/49
16/49
Name: “Grant Carpenter”
Likes: “Fishing & fishing humour, including, but not limited to, bumper stickers”
Dislikes: “Not Fishing”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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17/49
17/49
Name: “Wallace Crawford”
Likes: “Lighting fires”
Dislikes: “Hanging around after lighting fires”
Where are you going?: “Away from that fire at speed”
Favourite Food: “Toasted Bread.”
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18/49
18/49
Name: “Dale Holland”
Likes: “The NZ Flag”
Dislikes: “Any flag that isn’t the NZ flag”
Did you like Red Peak?: “F**k right off.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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19/49
19/49
Name: “Olivia Wade”
Likes: “Carbs.”
Dislikes: “Dieting”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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20/49
20/49
Name: “Charlie Poole”
Dislikes: “Public Speaking…”
Worst recent memory: “Having to sing Bon Jovi at my work do & forgetting the words.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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21/49
21/49
Names: “Loren Valden, Louis Morrison, Ida Dean, Jackie Goodwin, Pauline Briggs, Cynthia Wolfe & Stephanie Nash”
Likes: “When everyone remembers their instruments for practice, AYE JACKIE!”
Dislikes: “When Jackie forgets her Saxophone.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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22/49
22/49
Name: “Janet Ingram”
Likes: “That’s not my martini back there.
I didn’t say it was: “It’s not.”
Okay I believe you: “I don’t have a drinking problem”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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23/49
23/49
Name: “Greykap The Mystical”
Real Name: “Fredrick Yates”
Likes: “These mushrooms, my pet monkey, that whale way over there…”
Dislikes: “All of the above.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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24/49
24/49
Name: “Greg Williamson”
Likes: “Competitive Eating”
Greatest life achievement: “Winning a cup with my name on it.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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25/49
25/49
Names: “Gwen & Angela Holmes”
Likes: “My human ear – Gwen. How skinny this vice on my head makes me look – Angela.”
Dislikes: “This bow. It’s distracting from my human ear – Gwen. This vice. I lied before – Angela”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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26/49
26/49
Names: “One Eye Damon”
Likes: “My one working eye”
Dislikes: “The other eye.”
Why do you have a light on your head?: “Good one mate”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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27/49
27/49
Names: “Mitchell Clark & Garrett Reeves”
Likes: “Ruggers and lads.”
Claim to fame: “Being Wester Springs first openly homosexual geese who play top grade rugby”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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28/49
28/49
Name: “Janice Cunningham”
Likes: “Oh are you referring to my giant engagement ring?”
I hadn’t noticed: “Don’t be silly. Of course you have, look at it!”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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29/49
29/49
Name: “Matthew Greer”
Likes: “My Formula One Go Kart”
Dislikes: “My lack of arms for steering”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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30/49
30/49
Name: “Darrell Cobb”
Likes: “Windows 95 & 3.5inch floppy discs”
Dislikes: “Modern computer’s lack of floppy disc drives”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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31/49
31/49
Names: “Leon Page & Floyd Newman”
Likes: “Halloween”
Dislikes: “Not wearing costumes”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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32/49
32/49
Name: “……”
Likes: “ ………… “
Dislikes: “……..”
You’re a bin aren’t you? “yes.”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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33/49
33/49
Name: “Jacob Carter, PHD”
Likes: “Knowledge, studying, my degrees”
Dislikes: “The unlearned & ignorant”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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34/49
34/49
Name: “Gerald Stokes”
Likes: “Taco Tuesday”
Dislikes: “Mortage foreclosures”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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35/49
35/49
Name: “Shaun Cummings”
Likes: “Volunteer EMTing”
Dislikes: “That my helmet strap won’t fit over my bill so it awkwardly sits on top”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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36/49
36/49
Name: “Laurie Abbott”
Likes: “Cool sunglasses and public pooping”
Dislikes: “That my poop have eyes”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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37/49
37/49
Name: “Keith Cox”
Likes: “Your money”
Dislikes: “Having to stab someone, but I will”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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38/49
38/49
Name: “Sheri Sanders”
Likes: “Balancing a noodle soup on my head”
Dislikes: “Thin plastic bowls teamed up with piping hot soup”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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39/49
39/49
Name: “Kurt May & Alex Cain”
Likes: “Breaking the big stories at the Western Springs Gazette”
Dislikes: “When you can’t find a god damn note pad when you have an informant on the phone”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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40/49
40/49
Name: “Bradley Alexander”
Likes: “Watching Golf”
Dislikes: “Never being able to see the ball when the Golfer hits it”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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41/49
41/49
Name: “David Schwartz”
Likes: “LARP, Live Action Role Play”
Dislikes: “When I can’t find my LARP pals or when I’m naturally camouflaged against the background of photos”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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42/49
42/49
Name: “Brandon Henry”
Likes: “Going to the movies”
Dislikes: “Being late for the movies, I gotta go”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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43/49
43/49
Name: “Mable Lambert”
Likes: “Rainbows and Glitter”
Under closer inspection you seem to be a unicorn: “Buuuuuusted”
Favourite Food: “Fairy Bread.”
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44/49
44/49
Name: “Allison Thomas”
Likes: “Having a shower while in the bath”
Dislikes: “People asking questions during the bath/shower”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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45/49
45/49
Names: “Brothers Guy Butler & Jermaine Simmons”
Likes: “Taking a moment of your time to talk about our savior Jesus Christ”
Dislikes: “Taking a moment to not talk about Jesus”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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46/49
46/49
Name: “Genevieve Bradley”
Likes: “A tidy park”
Dislikes: “When someone throws a bloody cigarette on the ground when a BIN IS RIGHT THERE!”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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47/49
47/49
Names: “Mercedes Simon & Rebecca Elliot”
Likes: “Ordering clothes off ASOS”
Dislikes: “Having to return them because they don’t look anything like they did online”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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48/49
48/49
Name: “Marion Jeremy”
Likes: “Keeping up with the Kardashian Marathons on E!”
Dislikes: “When people pin price tags to me”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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49/49
49/49
Name: “Kevin Chandler”
Likes: “My medal”
Dislikes: “Talking about my medal and people not asking what I got it for”
Favourite Food: “I GOT IT FOR ROWING!”
Favourite Food: “Bread.”
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For Vaughan's Crazy Clickbait Challenge, he's taken it up a notch in the cultural arena and proudly presents the first in his series of in-depth look at the over looked. Ladies & Gentlemen... Birds of Western Springs. It's just like "Humans Of New York" but better and far more realistic.
Watch the behind the scene video here