80% of People's Star Signs Just Changed and It's All NASA's Fault

We don't want to alarm you but this is bad. 

Yep, a whopping 80% of you are just about to find out that the star sign you've had your whole entire life and which has probably informed exactly how you live your life each month (ahem) has actually been somewhat inaccurate.

This is because the dates defining horoscopes haven't been updated or reassessed since they were calculated 200 years ago.

The Earth's rotation doesn't exactly match the 365 day calendar year we use, and over time the earth's axis has actually moved and the skies we see now are different. So, a lot of our star signs have actually changed!

And if you can't handle that, then bloody sit down because NASA have dropped the bombshell that there is A NEW STAR SIGN called Ophiuchus. There are now 13 signs in total.

Supposedly Ophiuchus really did exist all this time and we just didn't know about it...

Now we have to reassess whether we should ACTUALLY flirt with that hot guy from sales or if it's not our ~fate~.

Here's the updated list of star signs with the corresponding dates:

Capricorn: Jan 20 - Feb 16

Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – Aug 10

Leo: Aug 10 – Sept 16

Virgo: Sept 16 – Oct 30

Libra: Oct 30 – Nov 23

Scorpio: Nov 23 – Nov 29

Ophiuchus: Nov 29 – Dec 17

Sagittarius: Dec 17 – Jan 20

If you are an Ophiuchus, you are apparently probably wise, rebellious and likely to fight for justice.