Dad's Frantic Vomit Texts to His Wife Go Viral

This is hilarious.

Father Ben Patterson has posted a hilarious series of texts on Facebook, explaining what happened during a family car ride after he swapped vehicles with his wife to take home their son.

The trip was meant to be uneventful but turned into a projectile-vomiting nightmare. 

"Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends. On the way home, projectile vomit occurred and the whole time my wife wasn't answering her phone ... See the ensuing text messages," he posted as a prelude to the messages that were shown in screenshots.

Not only was the vomit situation bad, things got worse when the police turned up to breathalyse him.

"At least I passed the breathalyser," he texted his wife.

That's the spirit Ben!

-NZ Herald