Internet Shows No Chill, Becomes Obsessed With Tonga's Flag Bearer

The Olympic opening ceremony went down with fireworks and dancers, but do you know who everyone was looking at?    

207 nations paraded across the stadium and then we all stopped as a glistening, oiled-up man stepped out.    

Photo: Getty Images  

Photo: Getty Images   

He kept walking with the Tonga flag gently blowing in the wind.   

He smiled and the internet lost their sh*t.    

The internet's new husband took to Facebook on Friday morning saying he would have a "little surprise" for us all during the ceremonies.    

BTW, he's an Uggs model when he's not an Olympic athlete. Very chill.