Kim Jong Un Claims North Korea Have Discovered A Unicorn Lair
- Publish Date
- Friday, 10 July 2015, 12:30PM
Kim Jong Un and friends are trying to convince the world that they have in fact found a UNICORN LAIR in Pyongyang City.
The North Korean dictator had the Korean Central News Agency confirm the lair, full of mythical equine beasts, as real and then got the Academy of Social Sciences to corroborate the report.
USNews reported:
"According to the tough-to-believe report, the Academy of Social Sciences 'reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,' who ruled the area between 37 and 19 B.C."
Why wouldn't we believe him? He did, of course, learn to walk when he was three weeks old and shot a round of golf including 11 holes-in-one...
The lair is apparently 200 metres from Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City and a rectangular rock carved with the words 'Unicorn Lair' stand in front of it.Â
This is an odd one...
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