NZ's most horniest regions and top sex toys for 2022 has been revealed!

Palmy was hella DTF this year!

The only thing stopping us from doing hot girl shit this year wasn't lockdowns, but actually all catching Covid. And whether you had to stay put for 10 days or the reduced 7, that's a few days where masturbation def entered the chat.

Adulttoymegastore has revealed the top 10 most popular sex toys in Aotearoa for 2022 as well as the towns that dropped the most cash on them. And shock horror, the predictable fave Satisfyer Pro 2 took out the title for the fourth consecutive year.

Nicola Relph, Adulttoymegastore’s owner and operator, said: “It came as no surprise to us to see the Satisfyer Pro 2 take out the number one spot for the fourth year running—it has become an icon. But Kama by Share Satisfaction is hot on its heels in second place again this year,”

“From the top 10 we can see that Kiwis have a couple of preferred brands, including Satisfyer from the United States, and homegrown brand Share Satisfaction."

The list also features some new items, such as a penis masturbator egg, a rechargeable bullet vibrator, and a handcuff set.

New Zealand’s top 10 sex toys of 2022: 

1. Satisfyer Pro 2

2. Share Satisfaction Kama

3. Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator by Play

4. Share Satisfaction Masturbator Egg

5. Rocks Off Every Girl Rabbit Vibrator

6. Classic Silicone Butt Plug

7. Share Satisfaction Handcuffs

8. Share Satisfaction Sutra

9. Wraparound Mattress Restraints

10. Satisfyer Vibrating Cock Ring

The New Zealand regions that bought the most sex toys per capita in 2022:

1. Palmerston North

2. Wellington

3. Whangarei

4. Invercargill

5. Dunedin

6. Hastings

7. Nelson

8. Upper Hutt

9. Napier

10. New Plymouth

The SP2 remains the main character and we're not mad about it!

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