This girl tried to get into her Uber driver and live-tweeted the ENTIRE thing

A 19-year-old student from Howard University named Kelli Amirah recently took a bit of a fancy to her Uber driver. So like any classic millennial, she deccided to Tweet the whole thing. We can guarantee, it will not disappoint.

Y'all I just shot my shot at an uber driver 😅

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It all started on Saturday night, when me and my friends got an uber to this party.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

The driver called to let me know he was outside and I'm like bet, we're coming. Hung up. Made the observation that his voice was fine af

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we get in the car and I realize the voice match the person. He fine. He light bright. Got a beard. Wearing glasses. All good things

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So there's minor small talk in the car, nothing major, And our destination is quickly approaching. But I'm not ready to shoot yet

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Meanwhile me and my friend in the car texting about the whole thing while she's in the front seat and I'm in the back pic.twitter.com/DsUyd3nhul

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So she came up with a plan.

So like we pulling up to the spot and I don't know what to do. So then I spur of the moment accidentally on-purpose leave my charger behind

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I'm like oops. Looks like I'll just have to contact the driver about my lost item pic.twitter.com/qDU9LI6a8q

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I wait about a half hour or so before I go to the uber app to contact my driver about my "lost item" pic.twitter.com/vLPUsYoJZu

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I'm calling, and the phone is ringing... and ringing... Y'all I'm at this party in a corner like pic.twitter.com/Ub5zEXkkvh

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

... and then it goes to voicemail. But I wasn't too hurt cuz it's also like 1 am. I leave a message and decide to try again tomorrow

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like midday, around 2ish I call again... and once again get sent to voicemail pic.twitter.com/cBeeIfJYUc

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I leave another message but at this point I'm thinking how stupid this was. What if this man just keeps my charger? Why you do this Kelli

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

“When I didn’t hear back from him at first I felt a little discouraged, mainly because I left my good charger with him and my backup charger is faulty and doesn’t work all the time,” Kelli told The Huffington Post. “So I was probably the most hurt about the charger.”

I go in the uber app & fill out the info on my lost item in hopes that maybe Uber can get this nigga to respond, because calling not working

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So fast forward to Monday night, I'm pressed, tryna cram for my Econ final. Questioning my whole college existence at this point TBH. pic.twitter.com/3srHehfbGI

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Then...

In the midst of my studying, I check my phone and see a new message from an unknown number pic.twitter.com/RBUhFQ6zxG

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

“When he finally did respond I was excited because: A, I could get my charger back, and B, I can actually see if I have a shot with this guy,” Kelli told HuffPost.

So I let him know I'm free today in between my finals from 11-2. He's like send the address and I'll try to make it. I'm like bet pic.twitter.com/K9Zw3SDoR2

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So fast forward to today. I'd been up all night studying Econ. Up at the ass crack of morning. Tiredt. Stressed. A mess honestly. pic.twitter.com/gGjhCqk0Hb

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So after snoozing like three different alarms I wake back up at 11 something and check my phone. He texted. pic.twitter.com/Pzfz3xFRI7

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Mind you, I look like death. Crust in my eyes, face bare. Wearing sweats and a hoodie. Looking hurt. pic.twitter.com/DxapoUL8gn

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I text him & ask if he can give me 20 min cuz I was in the middle of something. Really I needed time to get my life together & beat my face

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Naturally, she did herself up:

So 20 min later I've achieved a light beat, look a little more put together. I'm ready. pic.twitter.com/yBODFZwv07

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now this entire time I'm texting all my friends trying to figure out how I'm gonna shoot this shot. I'm shy and just trash at shooting shots

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he finally texts me saying he's here right as I finish my face. And now my anxiety acting up. I'm thinking bout if I really wanna do this pic.twitter.com/saR15bNr6S

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he lets me know where his car is and I'm like it's go time. Don't be a lil bitch. Take a breath and head outside pic.twitter.com/GezfGotFsc

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I get to the car and knock on the passenger side window and he rolls it down. My anxiety... through the roof.
Me on the inside: pic.twitter.com/onpFSI2LrS

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now I have a good ass look at his face & I'm like he too fine, I can't back down.So I'm thanking him for bringing it & he's like no problem

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I can tell he's about to make moves to leave so it's now or never. Time to actually shoot this shot

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I say, "Excuse me if this is really forward, but would you like to go out sometime?" pic.twitter.com/XyomQzyHAn

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

And then he like chuckles and smiles, and says "Text me" pic.twitter.com/nHbiEn2Div

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So yeah. I shot my shot. It actually was successful. The end.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now you'd think it was all over. It wasn't.

Update: I hate my life. pic.twitter.com/bapaxnVFLI

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

OH SHEEEEEIIIIT! Plot twist.

This man is married. Has a whole ass wife. What.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

Why not just tell me upfront thooo. "Wanna go out sometime?" "I'm married" "okay cool. Bye"

— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

After all of that, she told Huffington Post: “It really is such a laughable situation...So I got over it pretty quick.”

Good on you, girl - onwards and upwards!